We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM. THEY ARE PERFECT LIL’ VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES. Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer. But obvi I needed to know more info. So I put on my investigative … Continued

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